#FridayFlash Lethargy

‘I’m bored of my despair’ said Sandra

‘I’m afraid of getting fat’ said Karen, licking the cream, watching the coffee swirl in the mug, holding the steam under her nose to help with the blackheads.

‘Shopping?’  said Sandra.

‘Bopping?’ said Karen.

It wasn’t even raining.

‘Didn’t she die?’ said Sandra, looking at the actress on the telly. It was a film from the eighties. All wheel spin and big sunglasses.

‘Or get divorced?’ said Karen. She picked the fluff off the sofa, then off her skirt, she ran her hand down the side of the sofa cushion. It was gritty there.

It wasn’t even winter.

Karen sighed. She almost looked out of the window but the woman on the telly was wearing those power shoulder thingys…

‘Shoulder pads’ said Sandra.

Sandra almost drummed her fingers but she bit her fingernails instead.

‘One night stand….’ said Karen, checking for cellulite.

‘Night stand’ said Sandra.

‘Furnitureland has a sale on’ said Karen.

‘50% off’ said Sandra

‘I’ll get my coat’ said Karen, point and clicking the remote.

‘There’s a match on’ said the salesman, gesturing around the empty salesroom. He had a skinny tie – a tie that wasn’t meant to be skinny but had been washed too hot. He had spots.

‘Steaming’ said Karen

‘You should come for coffee’ said Sandra.

‘What?’ said the salesman. ‘What? Now?’ he said.

He could wink with one eye. Karen had seen him do it, not to her. She was in one day with her mother buying a pull out bed. She couldn’t wink properly. No matter how she tried, both of her eyes closed. He could also raise one of his eyebrows.

He was raising one of his eyebrows.

‘Now’ said Karen.

‘Now’ said Sandra.

He sat in the back seat of the car, like their child. Karen wondered if he could also roll his tongue.

The man who handed them their coffee was glum. ‘There’s a match on.’ He said looking round at the empty tables, pine with check tablecloths. He’d got a good deal from Furnitureland. On each table someone had placed single rosebuds, pink, in plastic vases.

‘Anything else?’ he said, with the wiping down cloth in his hand.

‘Yea..’ said Karen, looking at the slices of sponge leaning behind the glass display, the cream turning yellow.

‘No’ said Sandra ‘Nothing at all.’

‘Your hands are very clean’ she said to the furniture salesman. His name was Morrison. ‘After Jim’ he said. Morrison Pentworthy. His father specialized in Doors.

‘He’s into Doors and you went into Furniture’ said Karen, adjusting her underwear under the table.

Sandra held her hand aloft, fingers parted, as if she was holding a cigarette, which she would have been if they’d been allowed to smoke there. Karen would have liked to smoke to lose weight but her lungs couldn’t take it. She’d also come to realise that people weren’t as sympathetic to whales having asthma attacks than those in danger of choking on oil slicks.

‘I didn’t go into furniture’ said Morrison, ‘I found myself there.’

It was the most interesting thing he’d said so far.

But that was only the beginning. They’d thought they were hi-jacking him. He brought them to a place that still sold vinyl, a place so dark that the owner gave them torches to read the labels. He brought them to a book shop with a winding staircase and soup that looked like it came out of the river but tasted fabulous. He took them to a spot on the cliff walk where they could watch the sun dunk into the green tea sea like a Marietta biscuit. Everywhere was quiet, untouched. Even the dust was hanging out. There was a match on.

After dark he took them for some fish and chips. The outsides were sharp and hot, the insides were fluffy and giving.

They went into a pub. Sandra said she was buying.

There were two men leaning against the bar.

‘One night stand?’ said Sandra.

‘Hat stand’ said Karen, pointing.

It was an old fashioned pub. The match wasn’t on. They sat in the snug. The snug had a door. ‘My Dad fitted that door’ said Morrison. It wasn’t the most interesting thing he had said.

But then he told them he wrote poetry.

‘What would you write about me?’ asked Sandra, smoking. The owner was an anarchist.

Morrison took her other hand. He had a five o’ clock shadow and his eyes were iroko.

‘I would have to think very deeply about that’ he said in a radio voice.

Then he laughed and gave Karen a squeeze. ‘Peanuts?’ he said, getting up. It was so quiet they heard the turf fall in the fire.

Morrison took them to his place.

‘One night stand’ said Karen, tipsy.

‘Last stand’ said Sandra, swaying against her

‘Nice door’ they commented as he turned the key.

Morrison lived with his Mum and Dad. His Dad was affable. His Mum had a fireside smile. ‘Are you sister’s?’ she asked.

‘Sort of’ said Sandra.

Morrison’s Dad coughed. He offered up the comfy armchair. But the three of them sat side by side on the sofa, Morrison in between. Morrison’s Mum came back out of the kitchen smiling as if she had a secret. She had cake on a plate. She went back in for the tea. ‘A bit late for coffee isn’t it?’ she said conversationally as she sat back down.

They watched the telly. It was eighties again. Moustaches. White suits.

It was sponge cake. Karen licked cream from her fingers. The tea was swirling quickly.

After a while no-one said anything but Sandra was optimistic for laughter later. Maybe even Scrabble.

15 thoughts on “#FridayFlash Lethargy

  1. As I read this, I was constantly wondering what would happen. I love the random conversation between the two females. I’d love to know what happened after the narration finished!

  2. yearzerowriters

    It says despair in the title but I loved the joyous deracination of this. This IS how people speak, unless they’re really zeroed in on a conversation and yet you see it so rarely reproduced in modern literature.

    I love this. Best yet of this week’s fridayflash for me and I’ve read a fair few (I have a feeling I may already have said this to you on an earlier piece of yours a fortnight ago?) But you continue to thrill and astound me. Please don’t think this cliche, but I was thinking of Beckett and Joyce as I read along.

    Okay, I’ll stop gushing now.


  3. Wonderful, Alison, it flows with the rhythm and slight syncopation of an exciting mldly drunken walk home from a club along the embankment. I wondered for a long time, perhaps still do, if the two women are actually the same.

  4. It’s just like life, isn’t it? What a great story. I love the rhythm, the way they’re just sort of wandering along through their day.


  5. I couldn’t stop reading it…. and I didn’t want it to end. I am not really sure I know exactly what is going on, but I love everything about it… haha!

    Reminds me very much of the good ole days.. smoking pot with the friends and watching hours upon hours of Flipper.

    Great post!

    1. alisonwells

      Yes, I didn’t really know what was going on either! It was either surreal or I was half asleep writing. Just decided to let the writing take me somewhere. I started with a first line and knew nothing else as I wrote. I love the #FridayFlash for trying out different writing techniques, styles, so much freedom! Thanks everyone for your comments (there are some very awesome ones here that I might have to lie down after) and don’t hold back if you disliked it as it’s not the most friendly piece.

  6. I felt myself getting slightly giddy while reading this, rolling along with the word association game that the two women were playing and wondering where it would take them.

    I absolutely love this. It’s a brilliant piece of writing.

  7. There is a weird rhythm to this, especially in the opening.

    –‘Shopping?’ said Sandra.
    –‘Bopping?’ said Karen.
    –It wasn’t even raining.

    It’s a little singsong, a little metric, and excellently tonal. Fabulous work.

  8. Of all of the stories I have read since Friday, this one has stuck in my head. I keep thinking of,

    ‘One night stand?’ said Sandra.
    ‘Hat stand’ said Karen, pointing.

    For some reason it makes me laugh every time I think of it!

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